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Thursday, October 7, 2010

Suri Cruise: Who Does This Bitch Think She IS??? (Part Two in a Continuing Series)

Posted by Marissa Sullivan on Thu, Oct 7, 2010 at 1:33 PM

OMG, I'm glad so many commenters hate this little bitch's guts as much as I do. Somebody even posted this link yesterday, stating that Mama Katie lets her bitch-ass daughter pick out her own clothes. HELLO, STUPID MOM!


Hi, I'm Suri, I decided to put on this super cute party dress and walk around New York. I think I'm ready to have a baby of my own, because I think I'm super mature and I want to be just like Charlotte.

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Suri, my fucking name is Kristen Davis! Don't call me "Charlotte," and another thing—I'm not really pregnant ,you dodo, I'm ACTING... something your stupid mom can't do now that she's your gay Dad's slave.

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