NOTE TO WORLD: Teabagger candidate Christine O'Donnell isn't one of those horrible educated people, guys. SHE'S YOU. And just so we're clear, Christine did NOT go to Yale—and not because she couldn't afford it, or because she wasn't smart enough. People who go to Yale are gay. And they masturbate. And I'm pretty sure they're witches. CHRISTINE O'DONNELL IS YOU.