JACKASS 3D Fact: No film can be bad if it contains a midget, a piñata, and explosives.
  • JACKASS 3D Fact: No film can be bad if it contains a midget, a piñata, and explosives.

JACKASS 3D Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts declares it to be "kinda sweet." But don't worry. People still get fucked up.

RED It's basically The Golden Guys.

CELL 211 Spain, I think you owe Lindy West an aspirin or two.

YOU WILL MEET A TALL DARK STRANGER Remember when Match Point came out and everybody was like, "Hey, maybe Woody Allen's back and we'll actually get some good Woody Allen movies again"? Yeah. Those were the days.

FREAKONOMICS The magazine article and the book, now in convenient film form. Denis sat through it.

NOWHERE BOY Fun fact: Mercury Editor Wm. Steven Humprehy fucking hates the Beatles. I'm kind of surprised he even let us run Ned's review—not to mention Ned's analysis of the Beatles' filmography.

STONE Edward Norton has cornrows in this! And Robert De Niro has sex with Leeloo Multipass! That is all.

THE PORTLAND LATIN AMERICAN FILM FESTIVAL An impressive selection of films from Argentina, Brazil, Bolivia, Cuba, Chile, the Dominican Republic, Mexico, Nicaragua, Uruguay, and more.

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