I hate this little girl, and I can say that because she's not a real little girl, she's an animatronic fake little girl inserted with the personality of my hairstylist after five too many martinis (no offense, Kim. You know I love ya!):
And my god girl, if you are going to wear a skirt length made for a woman, cross your legs like one.
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