Why, oh WHY are we stuck with boring candidates for governor like Kitzhaber and Dudley when we could have New York's Jimmy McMillan of the "Rent is Too DAMN High" party? Jimmy McMillan is AGAINST childrens' tummies grumbling! Jimmy McMillan is FOR karate! And Jimmy McMillan is AGAINST the rent... BEING TOO... DAMN... HIGH!
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