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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

It's White Power/Breast Cancer Awareness Day, Ya'll!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 10:28 AM

In case you're wondering, racists get breast cancer, too! That's why it's vitally important for all racists—no matter what color they are, but they better be white—to check your private parts RIGHT FUCKING NOW for any sign of breast cancer.... especially in your testicles.

EXTREMELY AWKWARD PEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Oh, look. She also does an extremely awkward and racist-y version of Justin Bieber's "Baby." OH WOW, OH WOW, OH WOW!

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