For those of you who still think that Justin Bieber's new memoir First Step 2 Forever is "lightweight"—well... well.. EFF YOU!!! It all depends on how you read it. For example, listen to world renown Shakespearean actor Gordon Pinsent read some choice selections from Das Bieb's book on the comedy show This Hour Has 22 Minutes. (Maybe I'll read some selections aloud, too! But I think I'll use a witch's voice.)