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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Who Does This Bitch Think She IS??? (Halloween Edition)

Posted by Marissa Sullivan on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 2:44 PM

As we all know, Suri Cruise has an affinity for Princesses. And just like last Halloween, you can once again expect to see this unoriginal little bitch in whorish princess attire. The only difference is that this year, her crazy alien loving parents spent 6,000 bucks on her god-damn Halloween costume. What... a... bitch.

The always reliable In Touch is reporting:

For most kids, Halloween means a homemade costume or a trip to Target or WalMart. Suri Cruise, on the other hand, is going trick-or-treating as a princess — complete with a custom-made dress and real jewels! According to a friend, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes spared no expense to make this upcoming Halloween a memorable one for their 4-year-old.

"It's more than a month away, but Suri already has her fairy-princess gown and will be wearing diamonds with her costume," explains a friend. The insider says Tom spent more than $6,000 on the dress, which features a tulle skirt and pearl embroidery.

UGGGGGH, look at what a tramp she was last year! And it's only going to get worse this Halloween! Whatta Jezebel!


P.S. Thanks to always reliable Blogtownie Andy Mesa for the tip and keeping me "In Touch" with the kids these days.


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