A few of the things that I will never un-see after serving on the jury for Hump! 2010: The truly unholy union of a "nun" and a "bum" (but hole-y, you know?); a giant green giantess (not particularly jolly, though); and a group scene involving a purple alien humanoid. Don't miss out on Portland's second year of stealing the (amateur porn) show at the Hump! fest, where there's something for everyone and everyone sees everything—for one weekend only! Portland screenings are Friday, November 12 (hosted by the Mercury's editor-in-chief, Wm Steven HUMPhrey) and Saturday, November 13 (hosted by Savage Love columnist and Stranger editorial director Dan Savage) at 7, 9:30, and midnight at Cinema 21. Get your tickets now before it's too late!