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Friday, October 29, 2010

What NOT to Dress as for Halloween!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Oct 29, 2010 at 12:59 PM

HEY BLOGTOWNIES!
As you know, there are always a lazy few who wait until the last minute to think up a Halloween costume. These procrastinators eventually and invariably come up with a half-ass outfit that has the potential of ruining a perfectly good Halloween party. BUT THIS YEAR, IT'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT.
Because this year, I would like the commenters of Blogtown to come up with a definitive list of costumes NOT to wear on Halloween! I'll get it started:

NOTHING DENOTED AS "SEXY":

Especially not SEXY CLOWN
  • Especially not "SEXY CLOWN"

OR Sexy Douchey
  • OR "Sexy Douchey"

Im not sure how I feel about Sexy Tigger in Spider-Man Underpants
  • I'm not sure how I feel about "Sexy Tigger in Spider-Man Underpants"

Okay, your turn! WHAT ARE THE WORST COSTUME IDEAS THAT YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE AGAIN? C'mon! Halloween desperately needs your help!

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