Fox News tried their best to cover "The Rally to Restore Sanity"... but c'mon guys! It's like chewing aluminum foil!! This Jon Stewart person and that... that... Col... Colbert? Is that his name? WHATEVER! They are NOT real "news people" like the ones at Fox News! They are COMEDIANS! And... and... they say they're not POLITICAL... but... but... THEY'RE SOOOO POLITICAL! (God help us... there were more attendees there than at Glenn Beck's! They're everywhere! They're surrounding the studio! It's like The Walking Dead! Except with LIBERAL STALINISTS! I can't breathe! I CANNOT BREATHE!!!)
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