Hey kid in the stands at the Boston game! This is your idol Jonny BJ speaking to you. While I appreciate your enthusiasm the other day, you're lacking some basic skills that I'm gonna break down for you here. Alright, first off, how's your snap, step touch? I didn't see a single one in the whole performance, WTF? Second, I didn't see much shoulder movement from you...boy, you gotta shimmy like your life depended on it! And finally, my third and final note, (this is meant for the finale) - bourree in a circle, contract your chest, with knee up and... POP! Got it? Now start growing out your hair, get a full length mirror to practice your moves and if Boston makes it to the finals you'll be ready for your close up.
Good luck kid, XOXO Jonny
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