Christine O'Donnell—Delaware Senate Wannabe/Tea Party Candidate/Teenage Witch/Masturbation Opponent—went down in flames tonight. Here is her concession speech (which will probably be auto-tuned by the a.m.). She once famously said, "I am you." Tonight I agree, because so far, I kinda feel like a loser.
Rest in uncomfortable peace, Christine.
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