I'm at the Rose Garden, where Chris Dudley has chosen to host his election night party. He's still hiding in the locker room, leaving me to troll the crowd of approximately 100 people... Maybe the rest are still getting their hair did? (Update: they're upstairs, in the Rose Room, where money buys you a whole lot more than the crackers, water, and $8 Widmers on offer to us yokels.)

Some snappy snapshots to entertain you while we wait for the Dud's first words: