As I just posted, I'm going to the Tea Party gala tonight. As the party goes on, Ezra thinks I should try and use Tea Party-themed pickup lines on the people around me and see what sticks. This is a terrible idea but I've agreed to turn it over to you guys. Give me a good Tea Party pickup line and I will use the best one you come up with. I don't know on who, I don't know in what context, but I will use it.
Something like,"I'm passionate about lowering taxes and raising skirts - care to join the cause?" but less sexual assault-y, please.
It's like my own Worst Night Ever!
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