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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Give Me a Good Tea Party Pickup Line

Posted by Dave Bow on Tue, Nov 2, 2010 at 6:04 PM

As I just posted, I'm going to the Tea Party gala tonight. As the party goes on, Ezra thinks I should try and use Tea Party-themed pickup lines on the people around me and see what sticks. This is a terrible idea but I've agreed to turn it over to you guys. Give me a good Tea Party pickup line and I will use the best one you come up with. I don't know on who, I don't know in what context, but I will use it.

Something like,"I'm passionate about lowering taxes and raising skirts - care to join the cause?" but less sexual assault-y, please.

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