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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Oh, You Kids! Who Does This Bitch Think She IS??? (Halloween Edition Continued)

Posted by Marissa Sullivan on Tue, Nov 2, 2010 at 10:14 AM

I think by now you guys should know how much I hate this little bitch. Back on the 20th, I reported that her parents—who are total dummies, btw—spent a whopping $6,000 on her slutty Halloween costume. Well, here it is.

WTF??!? In Touch told me I was going to see a custom-made dress and real jewels! Where the fuck are those?!

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Surprise, surprise, Katie! Once again you FAIL as a mother. My mom made me a better Rainbow Bright back in 87'—and with very limited resources.

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