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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

And Now, Badass Photos of John Kitzhaber.

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Wed, Nov 3, 2010 at 5:16 PM

You know, I'm actually more excited that Chris Dudley isn't the governor than that John Kitzhaber is. To psyche myself up for the next four years, I put together this little treasury of John Kitzhaber looking badass. The proper soundtrack for these photos is a patriotic song by National Whistling Champion Chris Ullman:

John Kitzhaber, Finally in an Appropriate Cowboy Jeans Setting:


John Kitzhaber: Burly General Hospital Edition

John Kitzhaber Looking Manly in Front of His Own Manly "Dignified Wildman" Portrait

John Kitzhaber: Wearing an Awesome Tie.


John Kitzhaber: Serious Smarts. Serious 'stache.


John Kitzhaber Also Makes an Excellent Cartoon Cowboy

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