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Monday, November 8, 2010

Hey Mercury Ad Sales Team! WATCH THIS!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Nov 8, 2010 at 12:59 PM

Look, Mercury Ad Sales Team! You guys know you're the best in the business—but today I want you to MAKE... THINGS... HAPPEN! And by "THINGS," I mean "AD SALES" and by "MAKE" I mean "FIGHT" and by "FIGHT" I mean "LISTEN" to the amazing inspirational words of car motivational speaker Chad Goldwasser who, with a little help from AC/DC and his Pioneer XS17 stereo system is gonna "FIGHT!" "TO" "MAKE" "THINGS" "LIKE" "SELLING" "ADS"... "HAPPEN"!!!

(I don't know why I'm saying this, but something tells me he ate at the KFC drive-through for lunch.)


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