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Monday, November 8, 2010

Conflict of Interest / Fashion Snuggie: The Next Geration

Posted by Marissa Sullivan on Mon, Nov 8, 2010 at 2:50 PM

I labeled this "conflict of interest" because, to quote R. Kelly's Bump And Grind, "My mind's telling me 'no,' but my body, my body's telling me 'yes'!" I mean seriously, how comfortable do these look? And if you're a dog owner you can just slip this on over your clothes when you get home and when you leave take it off. No need for a lint roller and no dog hair on your outfit du jour! If you like what you see, don't feel bad, Sadie Frost, Pixie Geldof, and Jude law have all been spotted sporting them! They're called OnePiece and they are awesome.

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GIMME.
Posted by Joneser on November 8, 2010 at 3:00 PM · Report
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once they add the feet, I'm in. Baby costume for big people
Posted by fukfuk on November 8, 2010 at 3:36 PM · Report
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seems comfy, but i can see it being a bit awkward if you have to take a dump
Posted by boxcar on November 8, 2010 at 3:49 PM · Report
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Well I suppose if the goal is to look like a Teletubbie...
Posted by jriley on November 8, 2010 at 3:49 PM · Report
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Isn't this a kink for some people? Seems vaguely familiar.

But seriously, where's the condemn button?
Posted by Fruit Cup on November 8, 2010 at 4:17 PM · Report
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That dog looks stuffed.

Personally, I rock one of these: http://bit.ly/c19LkH
(Booty Buddy Blanket, from Urban Outfitters)

(Marissa, I met you at that party on Sat. night!!)
Posted by ROM on November 8, 2010 at 4:48 PM · Report
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And here I used to say that hospital scrubs were the least sexist apparel.
OnePiece = Major Boner killer
Posted by MonkeyBeat on November 8, 2010 at 5:03 PM · Report
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I first saw these in Oslo this past March. A ton of people were actually wearing them. I was tempted to buy one for shits and giggles but they were surprisingly expensive.
Posted by emilythehaikubot on November 8, 2010 at 5:39 PM · Report
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You can sew on a hood and call them OnePiece, but you're still walking around in pajamas. *So* 2005!

http://www.sptimes.com/2005/09/23/Worldand…
Posted by Todd Mecklem on November 8, 2010 at 7:54 PM · Report
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@ROM:I think that's a wolf or a wolf/dog hybrid. Whatever it is, it appears to be a bit alarmed because a tiny person is holding its hind legs wide apart with a pair of tiny skis, for some unknown reason...
Posted by Todd Mecklem on November 8, 2010 at 8:01 PM · Report
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@ROM, I'm almost added that to my post, here's the one that I want. http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catal…
Posted by Marissa Sullivan on November 8, 2010 at 8:34 PM · Report
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Holy lame fashion idea Batman!
Posted by The Showstopper on November 9, 2010 at 10:36 AM · Report
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What's a Geration?
Posted by CalcuLandsverk on November 9, 2010 at 10:42 AM · Report
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@Marissa: It's really comfortable. I wore it for like 5 hours after I got off work yesterday.

@Todd: Hrm, yeah, that would be alarming. That hybrid's trying to wrap its mind around the situation.
Posted by ROM on November 9, 2010 at 11:46 AM · Report
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It needs a trap door for doing your business.
Posted by Andy Mesa on November 9, 2010 at 6:57 PM · Report

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