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Monday, November 8, 2010

The Most Awesome Football Play Ever (Middle-School Edition)

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Nov 8, 2010 at 10:44 AM

This is one of the most hilarious and inventive middle-school football plays you will ever see—and also the simplest! I can only imagine that the following things happened afterward:
1) The quarterback scored some MAJOR middle-school booty!
2) The entire defense never heard the end of it, and how stupid they looked. Their self-esteem was shattered and the most successful of them grew up to mop floors in a McDonalds 30 miles out of Dubuque, Iowa.

Still... awesome play!!

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