Meet Alexis. Unlike you, she has COURAGE. She has the COURAGE to be a high school hurdler, yes—but she also has the COURAGE to be the absolute WORST high school hurdler in the history of high school hurdlers (if you don't count the girl in red right next to her). Congratulations, Alexis! Blogtown salutes your COURAGE. (Now maybe you should try out for band? The flute section needs a third chair.)
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