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Thursday, November 11, 2010
Uncaged / Film The Best Film of NEXT Year. And EVERY Year Ever.
Posted by Ned Lannamann on Thu, Nov 11, 2010 at 4:27 PM
I don't want to get too overly excited, but...
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE.
Sure, I hear you scoff. And groan.
Quite simply: You're wrong.
I don't want to go out on a limb or anything, BUT: SEASON OF THE WITCH STARRING NICOLAS CAGE AND RON PERLMAN WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. It's been sitting on the crapheap since it was filmed in 2008. It opens January 2011. Your life will never be the same. I suggest you begin preparing yourself now.
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