I don't want to get too overly excited, but...
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE.
Quite simply: You're wrong.
I don't want to go out on a limb or anything, BUT: SEASON OF THE WITCH STARRING NICOLAS CAGE AND RON PERLMAN WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. It's been sitting on the crapheap since it was filmed in 2008. It opens January 2011. Your life will never be the same. I suggest you begin preparing yourself now.
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