In this video—which also would've been rejected as a submission for HUMP! 2010 because of our "no animals, especially rapey ones" rule—a dolphin refuses to accept that "NO MEANS NO" after offering a woman cunninglingus (as well as a three-way with the hubby). The only thing this dirty dolphin is missing is a pencil thin mustache. DON'T YOU DOLPHINS HAVE CRAIGSLIST?
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