GET HUMPY!—Hoorah, it's time for the porniest event of the year! HUMP! 2010 promises the funniest, most wickedly sexy homemade dirty movies made by your friends and neighbors right here in the Northwest. Even better? The winner of the $2,500 grand prize is decided by YOU, the viewer! WSH
Cinema 21, 616 NW 21st, Fri-Sat, 7 pm, 9:30 pm, & midnight, $15
BRANXIETY—Rotture's downstairs neighbor Branx has expanded in a huge way. The big room is now a full-time, 600-capacity venue. To kick things off this weekend, tonight's double-header features a late-night performance by the evilest band on earth, Watain, and tomorrow they bring in the one and only Biz Markie. EAC
The Ghost Inside & more, 5 pm, $10-14; Watain & more, 10:30 pm, $13-16; Branx, 320 SE 2nd, 5 pm
TRIO—The Swedish guitarist with the Argentinean name, José González is best known for his whisper-quiet covers of the Knife and Joy Division. But he's also part of the band Junip, which just released the excellent Fields album, a collection of darkly tinted, propulsive folk-rock with groovy jazz overtones. NL
w/Sharon Van Etten; Doug Fir, 830 E Burnside, 9 pm, $13-15
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