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Monday, November 15, 2010
Drunk / Media Just Another Drunk Lady Crashing into a School Bus
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Nov 15, 2010 at 3:29 PM
A drunk Orlando, Florida woman rams her car into a school bus filled with kids going to karate class, and luckily for the entirety of the internet, a local news team videotapes her drunky confession moments after the crash. Apparently it had something to do with that thing... what do you call it? Makes the car go? Not the brake pedal... the other thing.... AW FUCK IT!!! I'M DRRRRRRUNK! YEE-HAW, SHITHEADS! GIMMEE ANOTHER WINE COOLER. AND FUCK YOU, KARATE KIDS! I'LL SNAP YOUR GODDAMN CLAVICLE IN HALF!!!
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