Reaffirming the true spirit of heavy metal music, this week, Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammett drop-kicked a toddler.
He then had to continue rocking, while nervously trying to get a look at what he had just done. After a moment of concern, he quickly remembered who he is and what he does, and wheeled back around to continue melting drunk Australian faces.
The end score - metal: 1, babies: 0.
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