Remember yesterday when Apple iTunes was crowing that "tomorrow is a day you will never forget"? Well, according to the WSJ, that the big reveal, the big surprise, the big revelation is that iTunes will finally start letting people download the Beatles catalog.
Well. Here's what I have to say about that.

Dear Apple: Don't ever, EVER bother me with bullshit news like this again! If Facebook email played music, I'd drop iTunes in a hot second.