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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Tonight's Urination Nightmare... TODAY!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Nov 16, 2010 at 9:58 AM

The other day I noted that the Japanese are no longer using technology to elevate humankind—instead they've decided to just start fucking with us. There was this horrible thing, and then there was this horrible thing. Now they've moved their fucked up technology into the public bathrooms (this one's in a bar near Tokyo), where giant Sumo heads sing as you urinate and then try to either fellate or cunninlinguisize you. "Cunninglate"? "Cunnilingue"? WHATEVER!!! THIS SHIT IS HORRIFYING!


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