Director David Gordon Green used to be all fancy-pants arthouse (All the Real Girls, Snow Angels), but then he started doing shit like Eastbound and Down and Pineapple Express, pretty much proving he's awesome at whatever he damn well pleases. His latest—the fantasy comedy Your Highness, starring Danny McBride, James Franco, and my beloved Natalie Portman—looks great. It's a stoner comedy/swords-and-sorcery epic, which, as far as this geek knows, has never been done before. (Unless you count my work-in-progress autobiography, The Chronicles of the Spacestar Adventurer: Book I—The Teats of the Witch Queen.)

Damn. That's the third trailer I've posted today, after Green Lantern and Cowboys & Aliens. A good day for trailers, no? But still: TRAILER MORATORIUM. I can't just sit here embedding trailers for you all day, people. For fuck's sake, I have an autobiography to write.