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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

RIP Four Loko!

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 11:02 AM

Breaking Four Loko news via Four Loko correspondent Graham: Four Loko is dropping caffeine.

The un-caffeining is a reaction to a rumored FDA crackdown on the gnarly beverage—the feds were going to look into regulating Four Loko after a string of states moved to ban the crunk juice, including our neighboring Washington. The 'Loko is 12 percent alcohol and has as much caffeine as a cup of coffee.

Distributors in New York will stop delivery of the caffeinated Loko on December 10th, so that gives you time to stock up over Thanksgiving before Four Loko's reign of terror comes to an end.

Sorry, dudes.
  • Sorry, dudes.

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