Alberta Poon was our model, and Matthew D'Annunzio took all the pictures. They both did an awesome job. Alberta's clothes came from Stand Up Comedy! There's tons of listings in it, including bars, restaurants, shops and services! Scrappers put it together and made this .gif just for you! I am so excited by the damn thing I can't stop using exclamation points!
...Okay. You get the idea. Pick up the latest Westside Guide. Or be doomed to eternal loserdom.
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