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Monday, November 22, 2010

Winter Death Blast 2010 is Almost Here!! PANIC!!! PANIC!!! PANIC!!!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Nov 22, 2010 at 3:24 PM

ALERT!!! ALERT!!! ALERT!!!

This just in from the Department of Transportation!!!

As the predicted storm front heads south into the Portland Metro area, temperatures are dropping. The forecast for this evening predicts that temperatures will hit the freezing level around 5:00 p.m. The City of Portland and its partners are prepared for a likely mix of rain and snow through the evening commute, with temperatures dropping below freezing tonight. The traveling public is advised to prepare for a possibly snowy commute this afternoon, and for an icy commute tomorrow morning.

PANIC!!! PANIC!!! PANIC!!!



Number of people killed so far by WINTER DEATH BLAST 2010 after the jump!

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