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Thursday, December 9, 2010

Charity Auction / Mercury Mercury Auction Item of the Day

Posted by Courtney Ferguson on Thu, Dec 9, 2010 at 1:44 PM

As you all know, our annual charity auction is currently online. There are tons of incredible items available for bidding, with all proceeds benefiting the kind souls at the nonprofit Raphael House, a place that provides shelter and solace for survivors of domestic violence and their families. But with hundreds of varied items in the auction, things can get a little confusing. So, each day, Blogtown will be highlighting different auction prizes.

Time to pimp (ahem, not in that sense you guttermind) the most fun package in our charity auction: Hang Out with the Mercury Girls! The cootie-ridden boys are currently beating us right now with a bid of $61. That ain't right. We're way more fun! Past hang sessions have included the following activities: roller-skating, karaoke, drinking, bowling, drinking, eating mac 'n' cheese, drinking, dancing. The current bid for our night of hijinks is a low, low price of $41. You can barely get drunk on your own for that much money. With your generous donation, you get an entire night of drinking, eating, and hilarity with 10 lovely ladies. BID!

Look how much fun it's going to be:


Documentary of last year's girl date.

 

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You know? I may just bid on both of these packages. And if I win, I expect to be treated like a king! A KING, I SAY!
Posted by Patrick A. Coleman on December 9, 2010 at 2:16 PM · Report
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Fine. I'll come along too. You hear that bidders? YOU GET A CHANCE TO HANG WITH ME WHILE I AM DRUNK*.

*I am always drunk**

**wasn't really invited along***

***sob
Posted by kiala on December 9, 2010 at 2:19 PM · Report
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I will totes bid on Kiala.
Posted by Reymont on December 9, 2010 at 3:19 PM · Report
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I want to bid...but MrsMcAngryPants gave me the "WHATYOUREGONNALEAVEMEATHOMEWITH YOURSPAWNWHILEYOUHANGWITHSASSYWORDYGIRLS" look. I'd like to see who could do more shots of tequila...SMirk or Kiala
Posted by McAngryPants on December 9, 2010 at 4:45 PM · Report

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