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Thursday, December 9, 2010

Mercury Wait... The Worst Post EVER??

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Dec 9, 2010 at 1:31 PM

Earlier today I wrote a post chastising my co-workers for refusing to practice for our half-time performance dance routine at tonight's Blazer game. This is what Blogtown semi-regular commenter dimag05 had to say about it.

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Now I want to make it perfectly clear that my feelings have not been hurt by dimag05's comment—as the post in question is truly poorly written and ill-constructed. HOWEVER! I must point out that as bad as it may be, it is not anywhere NEAR the "worst post EVER." I would counter that someone, somewhere on the internet, has written a worse post than mine. (I can't think of anyone offhand... but I'm hoping someone else can.) REGARDLESS! How can dimag05 say that this was the "worst post EVER" when I've written so many other posts that are CLEARLY inferior to that one? Such as...
THIS POST!
AND THIS POST!
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? IT'S HORRIBLE!
DON'T FORGET THIS ONE!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT ALL OF THESE.
But I almost forgot the most important one that dimag05 should be aware of... THIS.

Surely our other commenters can dig up some even WORSE examples... can't you?

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