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Saturday, December 11, 2010

Only TWO Hours Left in the Mercury Online Auction!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Sat, Dec 11, 2010 at 9:59 AM

It's crunch time, people! And with only TWO HOURS left in this year's Mercury Online Charity Auction, you have to really start watching that item you've bid on and fallen in love with! Otherwise... ZOINK! Some auction predator whose been lying in wait is gonna snake it right out from under ya!
Even for the casual auction observer, this is a great time to start watching battles erupt. (And don't forget it's all for a fantastic cause, the Raphael House, which assists the survivors of domestic violence.)

Check out some the hot auctions that are gonna get a lot hotter!

Portugal. The Man promises to play your party if you win this auction, and currently there are 33 bids jockeying for position! BID NOW.

Those Custom Pet Portraits by Ryan Berkley are friggin' HILARIOUS and adorable. No wonder there's already more than 30 bids! BID NOW.

People love the Laurelhurst Theater which is why a movie war is currently blazing over "A Year's Worth of Movie Tickets." BID NOW.

Why is "A Glowing Review in the Mercury" so very, very hot right now? Either because somebody needs some good publicity bad, or someone actually thinks our opinion on anything matters! (I'm sure it's the former.) BID NOW.

Ain't no war like a nerd bidding war, cuz a nerd bidding war don't stooooop! Check out this auction that gives the winner a walk on role (where he/she also gets killed) in this coming summer's super popular edition of Trek in the Park! BID NOW.

Last year's "Play Hooky with the Mercury Boys" package was wicked fun that included go-kart races, tons of booze and sandwiches, wiffle ball, and more! This year is gonna be even more sick, which is why a bidding war is a'brewin'! BID NOW.

WANT TO JUMP IN THE FRAY? HURRY YOUR ASS UP, AND START BIDDING! YOU ONLY HAVE TWO HOURS!!

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