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Puppy
Dec 13, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Dogs Only Want One Thing for Christmas...
Wm. Steven Humphrey
... HUMAN HANDS! (What's that? Oh...) Ahem. I mean, "TO BE ADOPTED!" Of course.
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