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Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Gossip Scarlett Johansson Now Free to Bone Me
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Dec 14, 2010 at 1:14 PM
This just in: Gorgeous Hollywood twosome Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are officially SPLITSVILLE! Here's their official announcement:
"After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we've decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it's with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn't expected, it's certainly appreciated."
"Privacy" is overrated, anyway. Married since 2008, a source tells Us Magazine the pair have split because of the distance factor.
"The big problem with their relationship is the distance," says the source. "They spent a lot of time apart when they are working...She's been unhappy for a while."
Well, if it weren't for that stupid restraining order, Scarlett, you wouldn't be so unhappy and lonely! Anyway, bad news for you, good news for me, and here are some sexy pictures of you.
After the jump, sexy pix of Ryan Reynolds!
BURN!
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