Ladies and gentlemen, in case you're wondering what you're going to be upset about when the Christine O'Donnells, Sarah Palins, and Ann Coulters of the world dry up and die—DON'T SWEAT IT! Super-annoying 12-year-old Lia Mills is ready and willing to take their place. Check out her "logical" argument against abortion and how making this choice is NOT like choosing an ice cream flavor! GOOD TO KNOW. (Eeeasy, fist. Stay right where you are.)
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