How Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band's "Christmas at K-Mart" became a hit record I do not know. But it did and it is so incredibly awesome. In fact, "Christmas at K-Mart" was so strong it landed the band a cushy record deal and allowed them to put out songs like "Boogie 'til You Puke" and "I'm Not Too Old For You". Then the label dropped them. "Cough syrup sold out tonight / those locker room-users in their usual fright!" Alright...?
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