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Monday, December 20, 2010

After 15 Minutes of Bling in Your Fling How Couldn't You Tajazzle?

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Mon, Dec 20, 2010 at 10:44 AM

Full disclosure: I only made it through about five TRIUMPHANT minutes of the horrifyingly irresistible infomercial for rhinestones you tape to your ass, and powder and yummy tasting sex goo or something, called Tajazzle! If the special effects sparkles and valley girl gym rats don't get you, the promise of being "dry" (very important!) and "yummy tasting" (SO IMPORTANT) will. No? Then how about the WITCHES' CURSE these harpies are casting with their cracking voices and over use of the word "delicious"? Fantastic AND delicious! There's more here, if you're fucking nuts.


Down with pretty women! Up with GLAMOROUS GODDESSES!

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