Our pop culture survey of 2010 continues! While American Idol SAYS they're looking for the next big superstar, I would posit that 1) they did not discover Justin Bieber, and 2) they ignored and laughed off General Larry Platt who actually did turn out to be a superstar in early 2010—for like, I don't know, five minutes? But I would happily trade all the failed American Idols in the world for another chance to experience General Platt's timeless song, "Pants on the Ground." Congrats, Larry. You won 2010.
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