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Friday, December 24, 2010

It's Another Sam Adams Recall...

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Dec 24, 2010 at 10:59 AM

...and this time, I'M STARTING IT! Guys! I totally want to apologize to all the Mary Volms, the Beau Breedloves, and the Columbia Sportswears of Portland. You weren't the crazy ones, I WAS. When you kept going on and on and on and on and on and on about how Sam Adams was ruining everything for everyone, I totally thought you were talking about MAYOR Sam Adams, and not the white douchebag rapper Sam Adams! And after watching the video below, I'm finally ready to sign your not-so-bullshitty-as-it-used-to-be petition! (WHADDAYA MEAN, "TOO LATE"?!?!?)

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