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Thursday, December 30, 2010

"The Urkel Initiative"

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Dec 30, 2010 at 10:14 AM

LISTEN UP, MERCURY EMPLOYEES! Management is getting SICK of you people showing up to work with saggy pants and your underwear hanging out. That's why we're taking the advice of the following Memphis middle school principal and instituting "THE URKEL INITIATIVE." Watch.

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