Portland Mercury
The Stranger
EverOut
Savage Love
Hump
Bold Type Tickets
The Latest
News
Culture
Music
Performance
Food & Drink
I, Anonymous
Savage Love
Pop Quiz PDX
Top Events Today and This Week
Live Music
•
Arts
•
Food
•
& More!
Support Portland Mercury
Masthead
Ad Info & Rates
Jobs at Portland Mercury
Contact
Privacy Policy
Terms of Use
Takedown Policy
Log In
Sign Up
All contents © Index Newspapers LLC
PO Box 86208, Portland, OR 97286
Portland Sex Survey Results! 🍆
Meet the City Council Candidates 👋
Don't Miss Our SPRING ARTS GUIDE! 🌷
?!?!?
Dec 31, 2010 at 11:14 am
It Is Not Almost Two Thousand and Eleven
Paul Constant
It's
twenty-eleven
, you guys, and
Jack Stuef explains why.
Comments 4
Tags:
?!?!?
Blogs
More In ?!?!?
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Non-Woke = Comatose
Editors' Picks
THE TRASH REPORT: Bunch of White Dudes Being Stupid... but Also: It's My Birthday!
Sassy-Ass Trivia About Screaming School Board Meetings, a New California Invasion, and the "SANDWICH OF THE GODS!"
City Council Approves Daytime Camping Ban; Legal Challenges Could Arise
Republican't Congress, John Lennon Was a Narc, Girl Chips, and Poor Cats
POP QUIZ PDX: Sassy Ass Trivia About KILLERS (of the Sports, Animal, and Serial Variety)
Sam Now
Documents a Stunning Family Mystery
Popular Articles
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Non-Woke = Comatose
The I, Anonymous Quote o' the Week: Boogie On, Reggae Neighbor
The I, Anonymous Rant o' the Week: "Stop Saying 'Kiddo' for the Love of 'Goddo'!"