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Friday, December 31, 2010
?!?!? The Fuckiest Things of 2010: The "Make Things Happen!" Guy
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Dec 31, 2010 at 10:44 AM
And here we are! It's the final installment of the fuckiest retrospective ever, "The Fuckiest Things of 2010!" And while we may be tempted to go ahead and preemptively write off 2011 as "fucky" as well—I would ask you to hold your goddamn horses, and remember the words of fucky nominee Chad Goldwasser who told us all back in November to MAKE... THINGS... HAPPEN! Here he is again, and whenever he mentions the word "sales," I want you to substitute it with "2011"—the year all of us are gonna... MAKE... THINGS... HAPPEN!! YEAH!! TNT!! DYN-O-MITE!
(Or at least don't kill yourself, okay? Have a great and safe New Year.)
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