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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Snowpocalypse!! Bearded While Biking

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Tue, Jan 11, 2011 at 12:13 PM

Look what fugliness Etsy hath wrought this time:

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However, if you are a woman, or just a man who chooses to avoid the oft-lampooned condition of actually having a beard, this would be a super handy temporary fix to avoid freezing your face off while you attempt to bike commute during the maybe-sorta-maybe-sorta-not-gonna-happen snowy-icy cold today. Only $40!

 

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Even though I am a man's man, I can only grow crappy beards that look horrible. So this will help me be comfortable and even manlier... in style! Thanks Marjorie!!
Posted by ROM on January 11, 2011 at 12:46 PM · Report
2
True comfort is having a knitted beard stuck on your face with frozen snot.
Posted by cat & beard on January 11, 2011 at 12:55 PM · Report
3
Thank, god. My friends are always telling me that I need a beard. Wait...
Posted by dark on January 11, 2011 at 2:28 PM · Report
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See also www.imadeyouabeard.com
Posted by Tuerto on January 11, 2011 at 11:28 PM · Report

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