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Thursday, January 20, 2011

The Uncomfortable Shame of Rectal Itch

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jan 20, 2011 at 1:12 PM

1) It's not easy being a horse. 2) It's especially not easy being a horse with an uncomfortable rectal itch. Like, what are they supposed to do? Use their hooves? 3) It's especially not easy being a horse with an uncomfortable rectal itch, and a master with a video camera who just happens to be a cackling hillbilly jerk. 4) Granted, it's not easy being a tree, either.

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