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Friday, January 21, 2011
Science! / Mercury Dear Mercury Employees: If You Have Time to Mope, You Have Time to Mop
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jan 21, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Ahem. ATTENTION ALL MERCURY EMPLOYEES: According to SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH as reported by the Daily Mail:
An hour of pushing a mop across the floor and wringing it out in a bucket works off 238 calories, the equivalent of a chocolate bar or two small glasses of wine.
The mop and bucket are in the supply closet, fatty. And pay special attention to my personal bathroom—there's a lot of urine splatter on the floor.
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