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Friday, January 28, 2011
Puppy Rowdy? You're a PERV.
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jan 28, 2011 at 10:14 AM
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Huh? ROWDY! Are... are you spying on me? Is that what you're doing? THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, ROWDY. Skulking around on two legs... pretending you're a human or something. It's sick is what it is. It's not natural. You really need to get this out of your system, Rowdy!
Tell you what... you want to see me naked? Is that what you want? Will that finally bring an end to your two-legged Peeping Tom perversions?? Well, fine! Come on in then! Here, I'll take off my bra for you, Rowdy! There. Look at 'em, Rowdy. I said, "Look... at... them." THIS IS WHAT A HUMAN'S TITS LOOK LIKE, ROWDY! What do you think? Big and fleshy, aren't they? You like that, Rowdy? Huh? You like that? So, what's next? A little vagina? Is that something you may be interested in, YOU FUCKING FLEA-BITTEN PERV?
GET OUT, ROWDY! GET YOUR WAGGY PERVY TAIL OUT OF MY BEDROOM, AND GO DOWNSTAIRS!! NOW!!!
Oh, and pick up your leash because we're going on a walk. ON FOUR LEGS, PERVERT!
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