Welp, it's Friday and most of you are back from lunch by now, which to me means, "time to surf the web until 5pm!" I've got a way for you to kill some time right here—it's a little tumblr called "Forever Alone: Faces of Rejected Bachelorettes" and it's AMAZING!
Oh Keltie, you're totally my favorite!
Alright, is it just me, or is she totally making to Miss Piggy "hmph" face? Well, that got me thinking: Can someone please make a spoof where Miss Piggy gets dumped by The Bachelor—or any Bachelor, for that matter? Who's the one that everybody hates? Jake? Yeah, use Jake.
And just in case you needed a reminder of how rad Miss Piggy is (or if you need to waste even more time):
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